I’m against writing on the wall in bathrooms for two reasons.

* make us famous

One is that, through trial and error, I have found out that I apparently cannot pee and read at the same time. I’ll be midway through peeing, see something great on the wall and get distracted, and then eventually realize I’ve been pissing on the floor the whole time. The other thing is that I’m illiterate. I get distracted, then jealous.