I am not a rich man

* make us famous

I went to the local meat market, looking to get laid.

  As I scanned the room looking for a potential mate, I saw one that made the other ladies look like knuckle-dragging apes. Her hands seemed a bit big, but everybody’s got their flaws. 

Using my extensive knowledge of French cinema and tantric sex I lured her home and after some heavy petting discovered she had a dick.  I told her I’m straight, but she had such a pretty face I couldn’t help but imagine her full luscious lips on my cock. 

I wish I had never crossed that line, because now all I can think about is sex with transsexuals, and most of the ones I know charge.