I refuse to take any anarchist seriously until there is a major assassination

* make us famous

Oh you camped in a park? Wow! Smash the state, comrade! Who’s shooting Zuckerberg? Nobody? Fuck off.

Food not bombs? WHY NOT BOMBS? Do you remember the mighty “free vegan food revolution” that changed the world? No? Because it never happened.

There were four attempts on the life of Barack Obama (Three domestic), four on Clinton, (three domestic), but ONE on GWB in friggin Georgia (the country). Did your protest signs muss Dubyah’s hair? Does he have night terrors about harshly worded slogans? Quit fucking with my gender pronouns until you get some real work done.